The New Old Age Blog
Among Many Aging Americans, Surprising Optimism
By PAULA SPAN
A survey finds that many older Americans are optimistic about their future -- perhaps unduly so.
****陳寬仁老師傳過來的老人笑話
Subject: Senior's Medicine Cabinet---a must have!
*SENIOR'S MEDICINE CABINET
*
*ALL NATURAL
*
*It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have
just ****finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.
*
*I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and
expense.
*
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*Disease*
*Wine*
*Daily dose*
*Allergies*
*Chardonnay de Paeuf*
*1 glass*
*Anemia*
*Graves*
*4 glass*
*Bronchitis*
*Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )*
*3 cups*
*Constipation*
*Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray*
*4 glass*
*Coronary arteries*
*Dry Champagne*
*4 glass*
*Diarrhea*
*Beaujolais Nouveau*
*4 glass*
*Fever*
*Champagne sec*
*1 bottle*
*Heart*
*Burgundy , Santenay Rouge*
*Two glass*
*Uric acid gout*
*Sancerre , Pouilly Fume*
*4 glass*
*Hypertension*
*Alsace , Sancerre*
*4 glass*
*Menopause*
*Saint Emilion*
*4 glass*
*Depression*
*Rhine*
*4 glass*
*Obesity*
*Burgundy*
*4 glass*
*Obesity*
*Rose Provence*
*1 bottle*
*Rheumatism*
*Champagne*
*4 glass*
*Excessive weight loss*
*Chateau de Beaune*
*4 glass*
From the American Association
Of Retired People
*Q: Where can men over the age* *of 60 find younger women who are
interested* *in them?*
*A: Try a bookstore under fiction.*
*Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through* *menopause?*
*A: Keep busy. If you're handy with* *tools, you can finish the basement.
* *When you're done you'll have a* *place to live.*
*Q: How can you increase the* *heart rate of your 60-plus* *year old
husband?*
*A: Tell him you're pregnant.*
*Q: How can you avoid that* *terrible curse of the elderly* *wrinkles?*
*A: Take off your glasses.*
*Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?*
*A: Valets don't forget where they* *park your car.*
*Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with* *short
term memory storage?*
*A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.*
*Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?*
*A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.*
*Q: Where should 60-plus year* *olds look for eye glasses?*
*A: On their foreheads.*
*Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus* *year olds when
they enter* *antique stores?*
*A: "Gosh, I remember these!"*
*SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!*
*SENIOR'S MEDICINE CABINET
*
*ALL NATURAL
*
*It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have
just ****finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.
*
*I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and
expense.
*
[image: 1.737472203@web161214.mail.
[image: 2.737472203@web161214.mail.
[image: 3.737472203@web161214.mail.
*Disease*
*Wine*
*Daily dose*
*Allergies*
*Chardonnay de Paeuf*
*1 glass*
*Anemia*
*Graves*
*4 glass*
*Bronchitis*
*Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )*
*3 cups*
*Constipation*
*Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray*
*4 glass*
*Coronary arteries*
*Dry Champagne*
*4 glass*
*Diarrhea*
*Beaujolais Nouveau*
*4 glass*
*Fever*
*Champagne sec*
*1 bottle*
*Heart*
*Burgundy , Santenay Rouge*
*Two glass*
*Uric acid gout*
*Sancerre , Pouilly Fume*
*4 glass*
*Hypertension*
*Alsace , Sancerre*
*4 glass*
*Menopause*
*Saint Emilion*
*4 glass*
*Depression*
*Rhine*
*4 glass*
*Obesity*
*Burgundy*
*4 glass*
*Obesity*
*Rose Provence*
*1 bottle*
*Rheumatism*
*Champagne*
*4 glass*
*Excessive weight loss*
*Chateau de Beaune*
*4 glass*
From the American Association
Of Retired People
*Q: Where can men over the age* *of 60 find younger women who are
interested* *in them?*
*A: Try a bookstore under fiction.*
*Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through* *menopause?*
*A: Keep busy. If you're handy with* *tools, you can finish the basement.
* *When you're done you'll have a* *place to live.*
*Q: How can you increase the* *heart rate of your 60-plus* *year old
husband?*
*A: Tell him you're pregnant.*
*Q: How can you avoid that* *terrible curse of the elderly* *wrinkles?*
*A: Take off your glasses.*
*Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?*
*A: Valets don't forget where they* *park your car.*
*Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with* *short
term memory storage?*
*A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.*
*Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?*
*A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.*
*Q: Where should 60-plus year* *olds look for eye glasses?*
*A: On their foreheads.*
*Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus* *year olds when
they enter* *antique stores?*
*A: "Gosh, I remember these!"*
*SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!*
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